Also

I just found out this really weird movie that's been on for the past
hour is called "Bangkok Dangerous"

Isn't Nicholas Cage in a movie called this?

Oh well, the film adaption of Choke finally is being released widely to
mainstream movie theaters later this month I believe. I am more than
stoked, I love Palahniuk novels and Palahniuk in general, if I could
meet anyone right now, it would honestly be him.

I mean, did anyone reading this NOT enjoy Fight Club?
Seriously?